Jokes

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>> >BOY : I can't leave you..
>> >GIRL : Do you love me so much??
>> >BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
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>> >BOY : May I hold your hand??
>> >GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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>> >GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
>> >BOY : Were you away??
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>> >GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
>> >BOY : What time was it??
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>> >GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
>> >BOY : You love me...
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>> >GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
>> >BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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>> >GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
>> >BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
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>> >GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
>> >overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
>> >BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
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>> >GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
>> >BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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>> >BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
>> >GIRL : How soon??
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>> >GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
>> >GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of
>> >his mouth.
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>> >BOY : I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours!
>> >GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like
>> >ours!!!
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>> >BOY : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>> >GIRL : Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
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>> >BOY : May i have the pleasure of this dance?
>> >GIRL : No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
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>> >BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>> >GIRL : Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
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>> >BOY : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
>> >GIRL : Okay,get out!!!
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>> >BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
>> >GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
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>> >BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>> >GIRL : Nah,it was plain bad luck
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